nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
how society reacts to your grades bad at the arts: you're not less intelligent, you just have a technical mind bad at math/science: you must be stupid
anchors-awaysailor: Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower: -shave -shampoo hair -condition hair -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off) -wash the body -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out -did i mention shave that takes a long time -like summon satan and stuff Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower: -i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long (Source: tuesdaynightatten, via three-day-cakepops)

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(Source: tuesdaynightatten, via three-day-cakepops)

macklemack: 50 shades of dark circles under my eyes (Source: macklemack, via wheeleybarger)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: macklemack, via wheeleybarger)

klefable: i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’ (via wheeleybarger)

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via wheeleybarger)